Quotes
Quotes are listed in the following order: From People I know, Famous People, Movies, Random and from Yours Truely. Have Fun.
People I Know
Mom: "So how's your love life doing?"
Me: "No change, nonexistent."
Mom: "Well how are you besides that? Are you healthy?"
Me: "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"
Mom: "Well I'm a mother, I'm supposed to ask these things. Here's your father."
Dad: "I ask the important questions. Your dick didn't fall off, did it?"
"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One" - My Bro, awe yeah, now that's a Capristo. I couldn't agree more.
“Time to wake up Tony.”
“Ehhh, wake me up in the afternoon.”
“It is the afternoon.”
”frank u need a new profile now that u in
“hell yeah i'll take you home you sexy beast!” - Josh
“You’re a sick man Capristo” Pete
There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of our relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. – Tony
“ I want that picture! If anyone ever wanted to know about you I want to show them that picture and be like that was Frank! Hey, here's my jump drive put it on that!” - Muchard
“i am definitely capristo live's biggest fan:-D” – Erika S.
“Spend a night with him. Give him a chance and you won’t be a lesbian in the morning” – Tony, trying to help a brother out.
“Drive 90 and swerve a lot” – Paul Kiebler
“Your brother misunderstood me. I said I had a lot of sex in my 20’s, not that I had sex with a lot of women.” The Old Man - Tony’s done both.
"Hey pertty boy, who's this one, she's different from the one you were with last night."
"Kallie, gee tony, I don't think you've ever had a K before." – John S.
“he's got a lewd mind that suits your Capristoness well.” – John I.
“Have you grown the annual Capristo/lumberjack winter beard yet?” - Muchard
"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it." - Tony
Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without. - the kid sis
“Argh, can you come home? i miss you! i saw tony for a little bit last night and made me wish i'd seen you before you gone and left me! *lol* No, not fucking funny...i'm not laughing here asshole! :-P (reading)The watermelon runs are as legendary as the land speed record between
“It’s ok. I don’t need to stand behind a shield. I’ll just stand behind a co-op. They’re expendable.” - Richard
“This co-op, he just sits there doing work all day long not bothering anyone. He must be defective. Is there a return policy, can we send him back and get another one?” – Lee
“I have been working more than a few frank-late nights a week over here trying to keep up with processing images.” - Muchard
“Do we have all the co-op’s? Yep they’re all here. Collect all 5.” - Someone in VR3
“Anyone who has the guts to autocross a Plymouth Breeze (and bare the snickering of the locals) will go far in life.” - Lee
“Frank, you're a peach!
*I'm a what?*
You're a peach.” – Joan -and I was that close to quoting Face Off
“have a great night, sleep tight, don't let the hookers bite…too hard” – Erika Z
“ I was just here watching the rain when the movie "Eurotrip" came on and since I had never seen the beginning I thought I'd catch-up. Good thing too since I'd missed the scene where he gets the topless girl in the hot-tub to rub her boob. Did I ever tell you that 20 something year old boobs are just the best, welll take my word for it, they're a lot like beer. Really, until a beer is properly aged it tastes like crap, and when it gets too old it tastes worse, if it got better they'd have beer cellars like they do for wine. So it's best to enjoy boobs at their peek, which is to say usually twenty something.” The Old Man
Conversation with Cute Waitress:
CW to my old man: Don't you like your cookies?
Old Man: Yeah, I'm going to take them home for a
CW: Well you'll have to stop and get some milk too. Then you can have milk and cookies.
Old Man: I'll leave the door ajar if she'll bring the milk. Don't worry Dale (mom), it's just the milkman.....
Would you hold it against me if I told you you had a beautiful body? –
I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot. I wear my flannel nighties in the winter when it's not. And sometimes in the springtime but for often in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all. –
“Do you believe in the hereafter, then you know what I’m here after.” – Old TV show
Famous People
Character is higher than intellect. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. ~Henry David Thoreau
I am different from
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight Eisenhower
The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it. ~C.C. Scott
I can live for two months on a good compliment. ~Mark Twain
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. ~Abbott Lawrence
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? ~David Wood
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
What a man thinks of himself, that it is which determines, or rather indicates his fate. ~Henry David Thoreau
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown
"The Best educated human being is the one who understands most about the life in which he is placed." Helen Keller
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, and comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat." Teddy Roosevelt
you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart. - Unknown
"The brave dies perhaps two thousand deaths if he's intelligent. He simply doesn't mention them." Hemingway
I never graduated from
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. ~John C. Maxwell
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer. ~Mark Twain
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. ~Marshall Lumsden
Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases. ~Chinese Proverb
Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her. ~Author Unknown
A kiss is the upper persuasion for a lower invasion. ~Author Unknown
A man's kiss is his signature. ~Mae West
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. ~
A thousand men can't undress a naked man. ~Greek Proverb
There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound. ~Diana Cortes
Movie Quotes
“There's no gene for fate.
We have to get drunk immediately. You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back. There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss.
It was the moment that made the rest possible” - Gattaca
“Get busy living, or get busy dying. ...I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams... I hope...
I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. " The Shawshank Redemption
“What we do in life echoes in eternity. Strength and honor.” Gladiator
”I did it! I did it! I am a wild success! I sold 'em all, all my paintings. You don't have to be embarrassed by me anymore, I'm rich! Isn't that what you wanted, aren't we happy now.
The night all of my dreams came true, and like all happy endings,It was a tragedy, Of my device, for I succeeded.”
"what color it may be in memory depends on the day." Great Expectations
*thinking about his ex* "It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one. "
"You are as abandoned and noisy as any character in a porn film, Laura. You are Ian's plaything, responding to his touch with shrieks of orgasmic delight. No woman in the history of the world is having better sex than sex you are having with Ian... in my head. "
"Jon Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies."
*Thinking back on an ex from high school* "Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead."
High Fidelity
“Stephen: [Speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him.
Stephen: [to William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
Stephen: [Heavenward] Yes, Father.
Stephen: [to William and the others] The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the fucking question.
Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother's been telling stories about me again, ah?
Stephen: [to William Wallace] The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.
Every man dies, not every man really lives.” – Braveheart
You're forgeting one thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. – Pirates of the Carribean
“Dynamite? It's like wine, it only gets better with age.” – Last of the Dogmen
“Cora Munro: What are you looking at, sir?
Hawkeye: I'm looking at you, miss.
Jack Winthrop: You're not coming with us?
Hawkeye: I've got a reason to stay.
Jack Winthrop: That reason wear a striped skirt and work in the surgery?
Hawkeye: It does. No offense, but it's a better looking reason than you, Jack Winthrop.
Cora Munro: They're going to hang you. Why didn't you leave when you had the chance?
Hawkeye: Because what I'm interested in is right here.” – Last of the Mohicans
“Mrs. Fenty: You should read the Bible, Mr. Rumson.
Ben Rumson: I have read the Bible, Mrs. Fenty.
Mrs. Fenty: Didn't that discourage you about drinking?
Ben Rumson: No, but it sure killed my appetite for readin'!” – Paint Your Wagon
"Name one thing you're going to need that stupid fuckin rope for" - Boondock Saints
“Sure. But now he's going to be a marshal and an outlaw. Best of both worlds, son.” Wyatt Earp
“Van: I was scared that you wouldn't come.
Gwen: Well I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.
Van: Which ones did you choose?
Gwen: None” – Van Wilder
“Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?” – Real Genius
Random Stuff
“This is Al Sleet, your hippy-dippy weatherman. Our Eagle-Eye Weather Radar shows a line of squalls coming in over the Canadian border. Our Eagle-Eye Weather Radar also shows a line of Russian ICBM's coming in over the Canadian border, so if I were you, I wouldn't sweat the squalls.
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.” © George Carlin
"Your girlfriend is on my buddylist" – Unknown
"My daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place?" - Unknown
My Quotes
“The end is only the beginning, here's to something new.” - Me
“But to this I say live by the moments. Every moment is the one that makes the rest possible. Now is forever. From riddle to rhyme, this is the time. Let it all be said, let the cards fall, let the passion drive you.” me
”Das Beste was ich je gemacht habe, war dir den ersten Brief schreiben.” Me
“Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, but all you'll need, is to look into my eyes.” – me
“The poet writes and dreams on, and I still feel like nothing is good enough. But you have to know when to say F it. All the wiser, but never wise enough. I learn, but I'll never know enough. So here I stand, unchained, unbroken, going further, pushing harder. Taking no road, but blazing my own.” – me
“Sometimes, the best thing is to suck it up and do what no one else recommends, to go against the grain, cause you know it's the right thing in your heart.” - me
“A day without coffee is like a day without sex.” me
“Women are like beds, when you're in the market for one, you just want to jump on all of them. When you finally have one, you end up sleeping on the couch.” – me
“It's hard to believe the chapter is coming to a close. 5 years, and this is where I end up? I can't say that it was all I expected, because I walked into it like I do everything, willing to accpet it as it comes. In that, I have found a lifetime of existence, about 1/5 of my lifetime's, well, to date anyway. I've made some of the best friends, you know who you are, I've raced, traveled to far away lands, gotten numerous tickets, loved, drank (usually in that order) and much more. The memories are too many, but it's been orgasmic.” Me
“I plan this thing for weeks and all he's going to do is stay home and go drinking with his boys. I tell you it's not like me, I'm depressed. But not for long. Baileypalooza / Franktoberfest is almost underway.” - me
“I guess sometimes it's best when you say what you want and not care what others think.” – me
“Because I didn't do it just for me. I did it for us, for everyone. For everyone who has ever believed in me, or thought I could go somewhere. For the people too timid to chase their own dreams or go where they've never gone before, this is just a little insperation to ya. We all have a certain amount of time on this earth. Make it count, to yourself and those closest to you.” me
“Maybe you don't know what I mean, but I do enjoy being obscene. Nice guys finish last, but we do finish, we always finish.” – me
"Monday, I love Monday, I got the whole week to look forward to. Who knows what the tide my bring." - Yours Truely
World Cup Soccer Slogan "My game is fair play"Frank's Version "If she's fair game, I'll play!"
-Do Note the double mean of fair game
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